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*president voice* 1 2 3 4 i declare a nuclear war

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one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you

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i wish animal crossing was real like u walk into a new town dirt poor and suddenly u have a career and people who like u

#jean valjean

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if i have a daughter im going to name her lizard and then she’ll get the nickname liz and everyone will be like “oh is it short for elizabeth?” and she will have to say “no my name is lizard”

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I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

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To love another person is to see the face of God.